“President Trump has made it clear: the days of reckless spending and blank checks are over,” Mr. Duffy said in a news release. In a statement, Gov. Kathy Hochul described the Trump administration’s decision as a boon for the state and indicated that she would withdraw more than $1 billion of funding from the project.

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…and immediately renames it “Trump Station”, and puts a giant Trump sign out front.

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I mean… that’s probably in the plan.

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/s/probably/definitely

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71 points

From a man who was notorious for not paying his contractors on NYC properties?

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Saw the headline and immediately thought this is for the grift.

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Yeah no one local will take the job now.

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Oh no, many will take the job.

None will do any work, but they’ll all take the job.

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Why can’t we live in the dumb timeline where Twitch chat plays US Government? They rename the station to “PENIS STATION <3”. but then gift a bunch of money so the station actually gets overhauled and better than ever, so everyone accepts the name.

This timeline sucks.

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That actually works since people will still call it pen station just not penn.

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There’s call it penis station but yeah.

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Penns station Is now pronounced Pen-nes station lol

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“The days of reckless spending are over” the Gold-clad man says as he shovels another pile of money into the furnace.

“And after we’re done here, we’re going golfing”

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He wants to memorialize himself in the city that absolutely hates his guts

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Just more shit to tear down after we’re rid of the son of a bitch.

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