The cybertruck was designed to unify us all against brain-dead nonsense decisions
Car lovers and car haters uniting against a single thing
I saw one of these parked at my mall. As I was audibly saying “Oh, a Cybertruck” I noticed a second one parked a couple of spots down and continued “huh, there’s two of them.” It wasn’t until I’d finished “what a terrible mistake.” that I noticed the owner had paused climbing in to hear my conclusion prior to hanging his poor defeated head and leaving.
While I’ve had a good time mocking the appearance of these, I do appreciate it when companies take risks with fashion, style, and convention. What I really dislike about these is that they’re really poorly reviewed by folks that purchased them.
If it was just a problem with style or fashion I would not be shitting on them at all. That’s just the most visible thing people have to criticize about it.
I saw one of those stupid motherfuckers driving thru my neighborhood the other day. That was the first time I had seen one in person and I have to say it was the ugliest piece of shit I had ever seen. All I could do was laugh at the dumbass behind the wheel for wasting their money on that monstrosity.
Also, am I the only one who remembers the old flash game from like a decade ago with a “cybertruck” that looks exactly like this that you bounced around the screen to kill enemies? I’m going on a mission to find that shit now.
