243 points

Holy shit if these people get anymore cult like they’re going to move to South America and kill themselves.

permalink
report
reply
131 points

Dont threaten me with a good time.

permalink
report
parent
reply
12 points
  • Elon fans, probably
permalink
report
parent
reply
42 points

Man, we should be so lucky.

permalink
report
parent
reply
19 points

I’ll buy the Flavor-Aid.

permalink
report
parent
reply
15 points

This is just normal to people that grew up around evangelicals. Those nut jobs are everything they hate, but pump out kids as a way to be immortal.

permalink
report
parent
reply
13 points

Well, good news:

The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas. However, most of the women seem to have expressed disinterest in this (https://gizmodo.com/it-certainly-looks-like-elon-musks-legion-of-kids-is-bigger-than-anyone-imagined-2000590199)

  1. he won’t ruin south-america

  2. his “harem” is not giving up without a fight

permalink
report
parent
reply
3 points

trying to be a mormon,

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

I’m not even Christian, but I’m starting to believe this guy is the anti-christ

permalink
report
parent
reply
181 points

Sounds like the kinda guy you want in charge of all of America’s sensitive information.

The important thing is that he’s not batshit insane.

permalink
report
reply
51 points

You can tell because of the way that he is.

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

That’s pretty neat!

permalink
report
parent
reply
170 points

14 kids and no family.

permalink
report
reply

Even his AI generated kids hate him

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

💯☝️

permalink
report
parent
reply
125 points

I’m not going to have a lot of sympathy for anyone who lets that guy put his dick in them.

permalink
report
reply
99 points

Well apparently he doesn’t do that, news outlets are saying that all of his kids are from ivf.

permalink
report
parent
reply
89 points

permalink
report
parent
reply
78 points

Since Leon and Zuck killed factchecking, there is nothing stopping me from believing this.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Probably but Azealia Banks is a bit insane and I doubt she’s ever had more than a passing (positive) interaction with Grimes.

permalink
report
parent
reply
22 points

People are saying it’s because Elon was born intersex and the male gender affirming surgery they had rendered his pecker non-functional. People are saying this a lot.

permalink
report
parent
reply
16 points

Tremendous people, the best people.

permalink
report
parent
reply
4 points

Would explain a lot

permalink
report
parent
reply
30 points

Not even if it was with a turkey baster.

permalink
report
parent
reply
14 points

What about a stress ball, a 9-iron, and a jar of mayo?

permalink
report
parent
reply
7 points

I see you’re also familiar with Dirty Mike and The Boys

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

permalink
report
parent
reply
5 points

Fore!

permalink
report
parent
reply
-54 points

I, too, love victim blaming

permalink
report
parent
reply
59 points

Stop taking the autonomy from these women. He isn’t raping them (that we know of). The only victim is the poor kid that will suffer.

permalink
report
parent
reply
-8 points

The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

Coercion is rape.

permalink
report
parent
reply
104 points

The report said Musk sent Fong a direct message asking if she wanted to have his baby — despite never having met her in person. Fong confided in friends about the advance, and once Musk found out, he unfollowed her, and her X earnings reportedly nosedived. At the peak of Musk’s engagement with her posting, she apparently raked in $21,000 over a two-week stretch on his platform.

That’s kind of messed up

permalink
report
reply
48 points

How do you make $21,000 on twitter?

permalink
report
parent
reply
40 points

Premium Xitter subscriptions and Elon artificially inflating your numbers.

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Oh, so you can make money if you make popular content?

permalink
report
parent
reply
21 points

What a fucking loser.

permalink
report
parent
reply
9 points
*

“I’m sorry I showed you my penis. Here’s $250k, please don’t tell anyone.” - Skum Leon

permalink
report
parent
reply
6 points

She should go elsewhere

permalink
report
parent
reply

Not The Onion

!nottheonion@lemmy.world

Create post

Welcome

We’re not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

  1. Links to news stories from…
  2. …credible sources, with…
  3. …their original headlines, that…
  4. …would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Please also avoid duplicates.

Comments and post content must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

Community stats

  • 9.6K

    Monthly active users

  • 1.1K

    Posts

  • 33K

    Comments

Community moderators