106 points

Just make the jokes while out of earshot.

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Shouldn’t be too hard. Just stick to his right side.

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56 points

I guess you miss every shot you don’t take.

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13 points

Can’t go over too far or it’s just a fluid sack where the frontal lobe used to be.

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48 points

Here’s mine: the world would be a better place with another half an inch.

Come find me assholes lmfao

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14 points

I think the women voters would prefer an extra 4 inches.

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41 points

I tried to make a Trump assassination joke, but I missed my mark.

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6 points

Keep an ear to the ground and let us know if you hear any good ones.

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3 points

You were only an ear off. You’ll get them next time

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2 points

Hey, it’s worth a shot.

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37 points

JF, guys. They’re just jokes or did that fact just fly past their heads?

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Right through their ear and out the other side…didn’t catch a thing. 😂

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