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Those are two different measurements.

He’s six feet tall.

And he’s three inches.

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And he’s three inches.

On a good day if you start measuring from the top of the asshole. Guess that doesn’t really narrow it down though.

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I had a boss once who went through a bitter divorce and many people at work were Facebook friends with his soon-to-be-ex-wife. She made one post where she described him as “ol’ three inches two minutes”.

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This is one of the ways you can tell that his recent health report was bullshit.

Per the report, Trump’s height and weight are 75 inches and 224 pounds, respectively. Scans of several body systems—including the eyes, ears, neck, throat, and heart—came back normal.

Ain’t no doctor giving a completely clean bill of health with a 28 BMI at his age.

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I’m 6’3 225 and I can assure you, I wasnt nearly that fat even when I was pushing 250. If he’s actually 6’3 (he isn’t) then brody is pushing 270-300 EASY. You can hide a lot of weight on a 6’3 frame, but not that much.

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As someone who has also been 6’3" 225 agreed. He is definitely heavier than that.

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He’s heavier than that even if he’s 5’10". I am 6’1" and I was 225 pretty recently while a housemate was also 225 at 5’10". You could hardly tell I was overweight. That is not true for 5’10, but still not nearly that chunky. I am in the “healthy weight range” now and people cant even tell I lost over 40 lbs.

That orange fuck is north of 300lbs no matter how much he and his doctor lie about his height.

edit: I might believe as little as maybe 270 or so. He hides in baggy clothes, but he clearly has a lot of gross maggot-white flab under there.

🎼 To be faiiiir , though, Gavin Newsome is a goddamned Silver Fox, but at 58 he is still 20 years younger. Im guessing he’s probably only 175 or 180? That was never going to be a favorable comparison for trump.

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he wears the oversized suits, and baggy clothes to hide his robust girth.

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Pilling on, am 6’4", at my heaviest (about 305) I still never looked that, eh, bloated. I’d have been more ~350lbs looking like that. Now I’m down in the 210’s with still a little more to go.

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I’m 6’3 and I wasn’t that fat pushing 300lb.

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Hypothetically, if all of his muscles were at the absolute minimum viable volume and density and he had an absurd body fat ratio, how different would he look?

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If you replaced all muscle and fat in a 6’3 body with marshmallow fluff, you might end up looking a bit like trump at “225”.

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i suspect more like 275 at the minimum. i wouldnt be surprised if he was very close to 300lbs.

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There’s no way he’s 100kg.

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I’d fudge that info too if it meant not getting sent to the gulag

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Considering what it means to be his doctor (and the sights, sounds and smells you’d experience), I think I’d take the gulag.

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Have you seen his doctor, worse crazy eyes than Kash.

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The dude has my build, and I’m around 300 pounds. Actually I’m only 6’2”, so especially if he’s claiming he’s taller than me, that weight is way off

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224 lbs, sounds more like 275lbs.

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At an absolute minimum he would be listed as “pre-diabetic”.

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Does he even crack 6 feet? lol

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It was bizarre to see the medical report mention that he won his golf tournaments. No doctor wouldn’t add that.

Source: am doctor

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Also his body temperature is 98.6 exactly and 99% pulse ox 🤣

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You mean this guy isn’t the embodiment of peak health? Asshole can’t even drink water from a bottle without 2 hands and a pause

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You mean the guy struggling with arm-hand coordination and almost falling over while standing still from reaching an arm out?

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Dear god, what have I missed NOW

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IIRC it was a fiasco medical report made by a corrupt/fake MD during his [Trump] first run for president.

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I’ll have you know that Hollywood Upstairs Medical College is a perfectly cromulent educational institution*.

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Except where prohibited by law from making claims of being educational, an institution or upstairs.

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Trump’s outtie enjoys frequent victories in golf tournaments.

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Might be 6’3 if he was stretched out on one of those Medieval torture racks.

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To quote an old post “there must have been a second or two where it felt amazing”

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I undergo weekly spinal decompression therapy. While not exactly the same as the medieval torture devices, being strapped in and having my spine pulled from both directions with 200lbs of force is pretty close.

And yes, it feels amazing for a second or two.

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May I ask what condition you’re treating with that therapy?

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The whole time feels amazing, if you’re a spectator

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Yeah, I was gonna say whatever is going on with his spine might be hiding a few inches. You’d be amazed how many inches you can lose to curvature without looking like Quasimodo.

But I doubt he was ever 6’3”. That sounds like a number he picked years ago because someone he hates is 6’2”.

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What spine?

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he always look like has a humpback though. him using lifts, and a girdle gives him a very awkward stance.

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Much shorter when he visits the gallows.

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i think if hes too heavy, he would break the gallows before he can get hung from it.

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