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Long Interviews(sh.itjust.works)

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MajorHavoc@lemmy.world
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“… And the person doesn’t even know…” This dude is bad at this.

Y’all, if you work in my field and I buy you lunch, it’s because I’m trying to hire you.

But you won’t have to wonder. I’ll start the conversation with something subtle, like “I’m buying today because I’m trying to hire you.”

It…uh…works. Really well. Stay tuned for more insightful tips, I guess.

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WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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Don’t know what jokes are, do ya

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Ledivin@lemmy.world
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Sorry, my AI model is only trained to understand good jokes

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WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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Your ai needs to grasp context

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Sabre363@sh.itjust.works
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The world would run so much better if more people would just say exactly what they mean or are trying to do.

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metallic_substance@lemmy.world
6 points

The guy is joking. It’s obvious.

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Amends1782@lemmy.ca
2 points

So many people not catching an obvious joke 💀

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XbSuper@lemmy.world
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That’s most of lemmy.

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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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After 5 years of dating, either hire them or propose to them.

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idunnololz@lemmy.world
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What if I fire them and propose to them.

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BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca
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Just do like Ipji from Futurama

Leela: But you never wore a ring, I didn’t know you had a wife.
Ipji: And my wife doesn’t know I have a job, I keep my personal and professional life separate.

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Hupf@feddit.de
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What kind of mythical position would that be for? Assistant to the branch manager?

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