That is all …

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Found the person who snorted Ivermectin. Brain worm says thank you.

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No. Not until Connor O’Malley smokes 500 cigarettes

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I have the thing I use that I made that protects you from all of that deepstate mind control shit.

All you have to do is sign up to my 33 week set of courses called “How to make my thing that protects you from all that deepstate mind control shit” for only $500 a course and you too can keep those damn woke mind virus causing gigawaves from infecting you true Alpha self.

Don’t let them tread on your brain waves today!

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So for just $60 and a commitment to spend another $16,000, I can … um … wait … what are we doing again?

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Getting protection from the deepstate mind control shit!

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does it include Liberal tears?

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Thankfully, coconut oil fixes everything.

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No no not, that only fixes 3G waves… What you’re looking for is krill oil!

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Does it need to be mixed with milk thistle or just consumed alone? I keep forgetting 🤔

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That’s the nanobots in the covid vaccine. I used to be able to remember things too. Then I did all those drugs. It’s Obama’s fault.

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Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.

That came off so much more mean than I intended, now that I read it

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So shitty! :]

Banana. I always want to add extra nnn’s. And pronounce them. Bannanna.

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BAH-nnnannnaaannnnaaaaaaaaaa! Bananana.

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We didn’t start the fire

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Great song, but I could never find much in the history books about the space-monkey Mafia.

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You want history books and “We didn’t start the fire”? I got the right video for you!

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Fantastic! I wish that I was cultured enough to fully appreciate it.

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