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I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue

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For real though, these machines are here in service to me, not the other way around. I’m the one calling the shots, get onboard with that or I unplug yo ass.

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5 points

plugs un

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that is so good. she’s a great performer.

how do you feel, Lionel?

😗🤌

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5 points

“Divine being” and “holy tongue”… well can’t get on board with that. Machines have better manners than mosr of the people I hear talking.

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7 points

most humans do suck, but it’s the principal of the matter

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Well considering most gods have committed an atrocity or twelve, I say this is actually just further evidence the meme is correct. Damned machines don’t even know how to be petty assholes, how unholy of them.

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3 points

About about the rice cooker playing a little melody? Is that acceptable or should I put it out back now?

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8 points

Max three beeps is okay.

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3 points

Poor rice cooker, just being happy to provide you nourishment

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2 points

those please me. they are permitted to stay.

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2 points

that should be a own post xD

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78 points

This is why I recommend FOSS apps for base functionality like that. There’s plenty folks out there, who’ve implemented a grocery list app as a hobby project, who don’t need to try to make money off it. As such, their app can exist without ads, tracking or needy notifications.

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44 points

I recommend FOSS for absolutely everything you use if possible.

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I agree, when my wife switched to iPhone a few years back, I had trouble finding foss apps for ios. I guess not being able to sideload means most devs will want to recoup the apple development fee. I don’t blame them really.

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I used an iPhone for a few months last year and I had such a hard time with just how much it costs for apps. Everything is a subscription and you have no options for sideloading your own app or FOSS. I tried to set my alarm to a piece of music that was released under a creative commons license and the only way to do it was to spend $1 with Apple.

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6 points

On iPad you did not even have a calculator app until recently. You had to buy one or get one with ads. I’m taking super basic functionality here right. No scientific calculator or anything.

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Totally get what you mean, I’m using an iPhone right now and it’s super polished, but yeah, the whole subscription everything and lack of sideloading can be frustrating. Do you mainly use Android or Linux now for that freedom?

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4 points

When it comes to more complex apps, sometimes you really do get a better user experience if you just sack up and pay for a premium product.

MyFitnessPal is balls compared to Macrofactor. Its more expensive but its better and doesnt do a damn thing I dont expressly tell it to do.

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I personally use a self hosted instance of kitchen owl https://kitchenowl.org/ I really like it’s simplicity and use it quite a lot and nobody has access to the data but me.

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71 points

Should definitely avoid Duolingo.

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I am visiting denmark in summer and wanted to learn some danish. I looked at duolingo, then at their privacy policy, then i threw the idea away. Babbel is better in terms of privacy but still not great. I haven‘t found an alternative product yet.

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15 points

Asking for a friend, do they sell your data or just (ab)use it?

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4 points

Both, your data ends up at facebook, google and i think microsoft as well :))

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11 points

You should find some English Danish deck on Anki

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Yeah I read about that as well. Issue is i currently have an iOS device where Anki costs 25 CHF and i’m not willing to pay that much considering I will switch to Android on my next phone.

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7 points

Was thinking perhaps Rosetta Stone, they’re old and well-established, and while I’ve not read through their privacy policy on account of being dead tired at the moment, at a glance it looks digestible.

But then I noticed that they don’t do Danish.

Though maybe we’re too app focused. Denmark has some really good children’s books authors, H.C. Andersen is classic, most people probably know him through his work “Den Lille Havfrue”, or at least the Disnep adaptation, “The Little Mermaid.” For pronunciation my favourite method is singing and mimicking. I enjoy the mouthfeel of other languages, though admittedly Danish is incredibly difficult as the sounds are so different from Swedish.

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Yeah honestly children’s books are a good start if you are serious about it, but since I just want to learn the absolute basics for day to day communication, this seems overkill for me. I think danish should be quite approachable for me though since I speak german in mother tongue

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4 points

I started using Dreaming Spanish which hasn’t collected anything but an email and the amount of time I’ve spent watching videos but I’m not sure if there’s an equivalent for Danish. If there is, it seems ok so far.

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thanks for the input. Seems great for learning spanish.

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12 points

I dunno, this is the kinda energy needed to keep that fucking owl dead.

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8 points

I kill you now

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4 points

Oh no! How will I pretend to learn a language now?

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3 points

Duolingo’s crap for learning anyway

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60 points

Whenever an app does that, I take away notification privileges immediately.

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Right? Like “You wanted me to notice you? Oh I noticed you now. And while I’m aware of you, let’s just go ahead and take away some of your permissions…”

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12 points

80% of the time I do this with the button that revokes all other privileges too: “uninstall”

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9 points

Depending on how useful the app is, that’s generally the next step.

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5 points

I uninstalled the Carl’s jr app because it’s notification sound was of someone taking a bite of something but exaggerated and more like what you would expect from a cartoon character. That shit made me uninstall it fast, I know I could have just disabled notifications, but my phone making that sound at me randomly when I was in the middle of something pissed me off.

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1 point

Oh right, like Cheat Engine that laughs at you.

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Immediate disable of notifications and one star review for abusing notifications. I do the same thong when legitimatel services text me for marketing or surveys. Texts are meant for more urgent communication that needs almost immediate attention and it’s an abuse of trust to test people like that.

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I do the same thong when legitimatel services text me for marketing or surveys.

It’s fun that I can’t decide if that’s a deeply insightful yet misplaced shot at mattel for having a small role in developing a fairly common sex toy material or a series of spelling errors.

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5 points

‘Attorney Barbie wearing a G-String’ would be make a fun ai prompt though

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