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I agree. Having sex with women is the gayest thing a straight man could do.

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Women are soft and gentle, and fucking them is effeminate. Real men only fuck rough, hairy, manly men!

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Romans have entered the chat

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Greeks have entered the chat

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Steve Hughes did a pretty good bit on this - “Go play with your girly tits you Gaylord, I’m going to fuck a man.”

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Bit of a funny insult calling someone a bulk cardboard box for shipping (ie Gaylord).

If a large cardboard box is a Gaylord does that mean regular boxes are gay peasantry?

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“Women aren’t even humans” - ancient Greeks

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Hell yeah dude that’s what’s up

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Oh they do, but usually not by choice.

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You heard it here first, ladies: the left knows how to eat pussy. You’re welcome.

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I would expect lesbians to be best at it.

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Fellas is it gay to have sex with women?

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Only if you let the fluid touch your balls, and this person seems to really know how to make woman wet

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a woman is like 95% man, just a few bits changed or added. It’s therefore 95% gay. Sorry.

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There was this weird guy around here who claimed women are 100% man - they have been made out of a man’s rib or so.

And a lot of people believed this guy.

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If you look at the history of the word “man” from it’s origin it was originally a gender neutral term. You had to append a modifier (were or wif) on it to specify gender. Over time this eroded and people stopped using “wereman” to mean masculine people and just started using the default phrase that meant everybody but sorta kept “wifman” and changed the pronunciation.

So if you peel back the history women are indeed 100% man because everyone is a man.

Also in the category of gender neutral once : “Girl” used to just meant “child” and “boy” meant something along the line of “young ruffian”.

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So women are basically McRibs, confirmed?

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Yes according to Andrew Tate.

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yes

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Fellas, does doin’ it raw turn you into a trans woman? (Please be true please please please)

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Does vaginal birthing a son turn them into a daughter? Wife is getting contractions, need answer asap. Plz bros!!

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WHY DO YOU HAVE A WIVE? All you need is the gym!

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Married her because she owns the gym, bros. Free 24/7 access.

But have to give her attention and a kid or she’ll take away my access, bros.

What do I do, bros, working on pb deadlift this month, bros. I’m so close.

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This gaylord impregnated a female

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I swear only my dick is gay, bro.

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Bend over and I’ll show you

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Wow TIL hetero sex is gay

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