No joke, I genuinely considered switching to geology after I learnt there were only 3 people in that major and they spent most of their time on field trips collecting rocksโ€ฆ

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201 points

Honestly? Sounds like a pretty decent life path

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45 points

I knew a guy who did that around here and I never seen anything but a smile on his face.

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14 points

Does heโ€ฆ not know about climate change? lol

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24 points

I mean, yeah, but he spent his whole workday riding around in the woods on an atv. He came to my little gas station to fill up his truck and atv and he was always happy.

He also inspected mines, I think most of his job was about looking for runoff from the mines.

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13 points

He probably knows a whole lot about soil biodiversity collapse. Close enough

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177 points

Op could have made worse choices overall. ATVs are pretty cool. Soil is soil. Coulda been a cubicle monkey. At least op is getting some sun.

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90 points

Fake: Anon never goes outside
Gay: Anon likes to ride

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See Greentext post

Look inside

โ€œAnon is fake and gayโ€

MFW

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2 points

Me too, thanks.

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24 points

ATV is cool, yeah!

But sampling soil from who-knows-where is shit. Imagine two weeks of rain at 4 ยฐC and everyday you have to drive out. You are muddy, you are wet, you are freezing.

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33 points

If you get the proper gear, clothing etc. - - still better than a cubicle in urban hell.

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25 points

But you are also paid, which is alright.

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Iโ€™d take a substantial pay cut for the opportunity.
โ€“Me, cubicle code monkey wage slave.

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15 points

I wouldnโ€™t

  • work from home code money/server toucher
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12 points

with the right gear even freezing rain is tolerable, the big thing is that you need to prevent any water from getting between the boots and the rain/snow pants (or use the single piece pant boot things for wading).

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5 points

single piece pant boot things for wading

Waders?

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3 points

Thanks for the reality check

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-2 points

atvs are a death trap

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Colleague asks to do Environmental activism

Donโ€™t know what that means, but sure why not

mfw blowing up oil pipes

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7 points

'How many credits do we get with this field project?"

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162 points

Anon teaches us that making seemingly random choices and going for it is better than making no choices at all

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As someone a bit older than most on these sites, I can say with confidence, if you have any kind of solid plan for your life youโ€™re going to get royally fucked over.

If you want any chance of happiness in your life, you have to ride a balance between working towards goals, but also learning to love and appreciate wherever life takes you, even if itโ€™s in the opposite direction. Because the harder you try to fit into an image you make for yourself, the harder life pushes back.

I know all this sounds like a wood-etching in grandmaโ€™s kitchen, but itโ€™s 100% true and if you donโ€™t get it nowโ€ฆ you will.

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I was trying to explain this to my son yesterday. Heโ€™s in middle school but already has a career path picked out. I was like, โ€œdude, I didnโ€™t even know my current job existed until a decade after I graduated from college, you donโ€™t have to have this all figured out yet. Plans change, life gets in the way. Just go with it.โ€

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7 points

It is something I am learning myself, but without the experience to back it up, itโ€™s really hard to understand truly.

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Yeah, but Zoldyck was talking about doing something Vs doing nothing. And that doing something random is fine as long as it is something.

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I wonder why self-intro in college application asks so much about life plan, when it is not remotely how we should live.

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Those kinds of things, along with work-interviews and small-talk at gatherings and why your boss talks to you at the urinal, because itโ€™s far more about viewing how someone presents themselves and conforms to societal expectations.

Not necessarily in negative, overbearing way, often this is literally how we appraise people all day, all the time. This is how we keep from inviting psychotic strangers into our tribe who may cause damage. Just seeing if they can conduct themselves as we expect so we know they are likely to hold to their end of our social contracts.

(All of this is also why weโ€™re such a racist and scared species, which is also what inspires college self-intros.)

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Iโ€™m in my mid-50s and pretty financially successful (enough that Iโ€™m thinking about retiring soon). My entire career gameplan has always been โ€˜seemed like a good idea at the timeโ€™ combined with โ€˜someone I know put in a good word for meโ€™. Iโ€™ve never got a job from a cold interview.

Moral of this story - network like your future career depends on it!

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Howโ€™s the saying go? Success is opportunityโ€ฆ Uhโ€ฆ Whenโ€ฆ Ehโ€ฆ

(I had to Google it)

Success is when opportunity meets preperation.

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Literally, itโ€™s kinda inspiring tbh. While choices were pretty much freefall like, when he commited, he commited. And when situation got clearer, readjusted course slightly to make it better for himself.

Not once would it pass through my mind Iโ€™d ever find greentext inspirational.

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