OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.

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We don’t want it. Too many Americans in it.

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Yes please! American here, and I’d just LOVE to be part of Canada!

But hey…maybe we don’t include the states that once had legalized slavery.

Also Florida. Let’s leave Florida out of this.

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No fair! Some of us in the Sunshine State want to be Canadian too!

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Yeah, but…look around you…just look…yeah. That’s why.

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1 point

We’re not all bad. But, yeah, there’s a lot of trash down here.

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2 points

Southern states can finally become their own stupid, racist Confederate states and fly their racist flag.

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2 points

Plus universal Healthcare!

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4 points

Stop! Please! I can only get SO erect!

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I think we would be better off calling it the 4th territory, not the 11th province myself.

Actually no, make Alaska the 4th territory, and the rest of the US the 5th, just to rub salt in the wounds.

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I think America is better not calling canada an entire state

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Oh for sure, its such a bad joke it doesn’t even swing back to being funny.

At the rate he’s tanking things over there though, Canada might be able to buy a fair amount of territory once the guillotines come out though.

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New York, Oregon, Washington, and California could just join now.

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2 points

CASCADIA BABY!

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6 points

Yes please!!!

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