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He also planned to have a bulletproof window cyber truck. He should plan to get his head surgically removed from his ass. Since that is apparently where it’s been for a decade.

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I have some ideas about what we should do with Musk and Trump, but they’re against instance rules

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WINK

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A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!

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Know wh’ I mean? Eh?

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Yes, bats, remember bats …

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I learned a cool magic trick that changes the color of people’s posts! Check it out:

I have some ideas about what we should do with Musk and Trump, but they’re against instance rules

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Hey, that looks like a nice DIY project!

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If at first you don’t succeed…

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yummy my mouth is watering

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Dude was born and raised in South Africa pretending to be an American (much like Ted Cruz who was born in Canada) interfering in US elections. It’s fucked.

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Eh, now you’re getting xenophobic.

There’s a ton of reasons to criticize musk on without resorting to such stupid argument “he’s not a real 'murican”

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I love Elon Cuck cosplaying as a “Texan cowboy” but too stupid to realize his hat was on backwards 😂😭🤡

What a dipshit.

https://images.app.goo.gl/pHUToRT9ahDo56kb7

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To be fair, you can’t be President if you’re a naturalized citizen so the xenophobia thing is kind of built-in.

In this case, thank fuck because we’d have Musk running for President, guaranteed.

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To be double fair that was written in there pretty explicitly as a preventative measure from the English getting a loyalist elected and reclaiming us.

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Well Putin did it, was found out, and - nothing happened so. Why not.

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Our whole schtick is (supposed) to be that anyone who wants to come here and make a life here is an American.

There’s plenty of things to be pissed at Musk for, especially in relation to how his family made their money in Apatheid South Africa (emerald slave mines), but him being born elsewhere isn’t it.

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Lol. These fuckers are all ladder pullers. Check out the tenets of project 2025. They want to kick immigrants OUT. Musk is donating $45 million per month toward kicking immigrants out. He got his though, so…

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That shtick is just a shtick. Every country with a functioning government has standards for who they’ll allow to immigrate and become a citizen, and Musk is precisely the kind of person I’d want to keep out. He’s making a life here as a billionaire, not an American, because billionaires have no real nationality, just flags of convenience. I don’t want him on my planet, much less in my country, and I especially don’t want his greasy money in our politics.

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That’s cool and all, and I generally agree, but the sheer fact that he’s a foreigner isn’t something to go after

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Well if we’re lucky, he’ll move to Mars.

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Yeah but the dude is also pro slavery. If you’re a foreign billionaire coming here to make money and promote slavery then I’m not sure I’m prepared to call you an American. No matter how historically accurate it may be.

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Wait until you hear about this guy named Rupert Murdoch.

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Or as we call him in his original country, ‘Cunt’!

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That Aussie cunt and fat boy Elon were sucking eachother off this year in the same suite at the Superbowl whilst plotting America’s demise.

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What’s crazy is what its probably going towards.

AKA bombarding a handful of pour souls with ads and messaging in swing counties where it actually matters.

It seems like such a waste.

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In the end, most advertising is a waste.

If idk, all car companies came together, pooled their resources and knowledge and created joint car lines, using standardized optimized production lines across all of them, resulting in only one line of car per use case (one large truck, one small truck, a 2 person car, a 4 person car, a family car, etc etc) then no advertisement would be necessary. They could make the prices as low as possible to cover costs while still allowing some research into better technology. Everyone would just know/be able to find out “oh if I want a car I go to these people” and then you just choose the car that fits you, there’s no advertisement necessary because there’s no alternatives.

Of course, that doesn’t work because people are shitty, it would be a monopoly and the monopoly would jack prices up to infinity, the quality would be as bad as possible, resulting in an incredibly bad product for incredibly bad value.

But theoretically, if people were good and working for the general good of everyone, took pride in their work to do it as well as possible and deliver a product with the highest quality possible, the above scenario would work.

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If idk, all car companies came together, pooled their resources and knowledge and created joint car lines, using standardized optimized production lines across all of them, resulting in only one line of car per use case (one large truck, one small truck, a 2 person car, a 4 person car, a family car, etc etc) then no advertisement would be necessary. They could make the prices as low as possible to cover costs while still allowing some research into better technology. Everyone would just know/be able to find out “oh if I want a car I go to these people” and then you just choose the car that fits you, there’s no advertisement necessary because there’s no alternatives.

Of course, that doesn’t work because people are shitty, it would be a monopoly and the monopoly would jack prices up to infinity, the quality would be as bad as possible, resulting in an incredibly bad product for incredibly bad value.

You are basically talking about a socialist or communist ecenomy, and there are good reasons that that is a horrible idea for certain industries (and a good one for others, and an even better one with some kind of bastardized hybrid system like the chip industry in Taiwan).

There is no best system, IMO everything should be evaluated a la carte instead of trying to centralize or privatize things ideologically.

Many private organizations that get like this are like the worst of both worlds though, where they lose the entrepreneurial spirit, efficiency and drive without any of the “benevolent” motivations and restrictions of a centralized system, especially when they get rich enough to push back against ethics.

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I mean, I said it doesn’t work

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I wouldn’t be too shocked if the PACS were being used to funnel money to people’s pockets instead of an actual PAC purposes.

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“Broligarch”

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Broldigharchs

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