127 points
Considering how mindflayers reproduce, I feel worse for the poor kid they tadpoled than for the horrifying monster that resulted from it.
69 points
10 points
8 points
*
Remember, that horrifying monster is destined itself to be eaten by the elder brain. What’s worse, being an aboleth that’s evil because you were born with memories and a personality that has existed since the dawn ages, or being evil because your entire existence is a tortured joke.
6 points
86 points
Some time later…
Timmy: dies
A Party member: Level Up
15 points
58 points
This sounds like ghaik sympathizing.
Lae’zel disapproves.
31 points
54 points
I don’t want to sound mean but fuck Timmy.
26 points
2 points
47 points
AMfAB
10 points
12 points
