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This is depressingly accurate.

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Wow, those were the exact words I thought

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Now stretch it over twenty minutes, with constant repetition of the few known facts, ad “breaks” with a short reminded of what happened beforehand…

It’s been a few years and I still wanna throw my phone off the window watching it : The Gift Shop

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Was about to post this: the unedited version at the end being included makes me think this came out of a David Mitchell rant

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Remember the show “Connections” from the BBC and they would take some technology like a steam coal shovel and explain how that somehow resulted in a series of cause and affect conditions that made the moon landing possible. It was like an hour of being spoon fed all this fascinating material in depth.

TV content used to be more nutritious for your brain. Then somehow everything became just pure fried sugar devoid of any beneficial or meaningful content. Why does everything end up being reduced to the lowest effort schlock?

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4 points

Capitalism. I mean, probably. Sadly I’m reduced to getting all of my information from 3hr video essays these days so I’m a tad biased.

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1 point

That’s “cause and effect”

Affect is about appearance: she effected an affect of indifference

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62 points

They captured it perfectly

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Annon or American documentary? /s

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3 points

First one then t’ other.

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British character on British TV:

“you alright, man? My mum said you’d been feeling a bit down and could use a talk.”

British character on US TV:

“Cor blimey, guvnor! Me mam gave us a right old bollockin’ on that you’d bin down in the dumps and could use a jolly ole shot in the arm! Roger roger! Say no more!”

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29 points

Reality:

“What’s up mate?”

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6 points

“Alright?”

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OI OMELUNDAH YOU CUNT!

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CUNT’S TAKEN ME BLOODY SON! OL SOUPS MUSS DIE!

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British TV has to tone it down because British people get offended and think that the characters are just cartoonish stereotypes. Their US portrayal is more accurate because they don’t have to tone it down.

Edit: britoids offended because I told the truth.

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11 points

“embracing your Britishness abroad” is just a euphemism for feeling homesick to the point of delirium

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2 points

We also like talking loudly in English, being sick, and light hooliganism

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10 points

Yep, completely right we all talk like that all day and don’t notice. That’s why we notice it sounds weird when we see people speaking completely normally in US shows.

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It’s like hearing the sound of your own voice, or watching a movie in a higher frame rate than normal!

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48 points

As an American, I wanted to read this but I got distracted and then bored because it’s just text.

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As an American I never learned English. Why would I, when everyone in my country speaks American?

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I call BS, the part you’re lampooning is near the end! You’re a big fat phony!

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