I saw that there reports he didn’t fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did… Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy!!!
They had to retract that report, because they could not verify that he’s not a sectional predator.
Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s just you who can’t bring the couch to completion…?
Waaaaaait there’s video of this? Also, what’s all this about potato salad‽