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Suicidal Man Urged By Onlookers To Jump From Higher Floor(www.theonion.com)

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CorneliusTalmadge@lemmy.world
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Do a flip!

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Repple (she/her)@lemmy.world
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Please, old friend, don’t jump! Use another method that won’t damage your liver. Other people need it, you know.

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