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I’ll do it. Here’s my CV. As you can see, compared to the current CEO it’s vastly better:

  • can beat a tutorial boss. In fact, has beaten many final bosses
  • has never done a nazi salute
  • is loved by partner and child

To top it off, I’ll do it for the low low price of 200k/year

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4 points

Dealbreaker round: do you regularly take ketamine?

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2 points

“A Robin Hood CEO?!”

“And why not? It worked in Men in Tights…”

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5 points

Don’t sell yourself short with those qualifications you deserve atleast a mil

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5 points

I vote for this guy to run Tesla, and governement.

I, for one, welcome our new overlordoflocksley

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LOL was just shitting on him having no friends, damn this guy literally goes to bed fucking knowing nobody likes him

Anybody else I’d hope their self-defense mechanisms (“Biden’s the reason people hate me” “I’m huge in Japan somewhere” “no friends but that caviar was great today”) would kick in, but sorry no sympathies extended to those who sent their “heart” out to us

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