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Someone please throw this on Fry for me
Edit: I made an attempt.
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I will condemn every single Parent who allows their kids to use this shit.
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Couple this with the (at least here in America) dismantling of public education and revisionist history, and our world’s future has never looked brighter; as in staring into the blast of a nuclear explosion brighter.
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30 years from now Elmo is gonna be explaining nuclear war in puppet form to children in caves.
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(Old timey PSA voice)
"Oh no, what was that loud and terrible noise that shook your entire house, school, or workplace? You’ve likely just heard The Future! First things first, Billy, do not look directly into The Future.
- Remember to duck and cover!
- Be careful not to breathe the ensuing debris cloud from The Future. It is highly hazardous to your health!
- The Future may have just destroyed everything you knew about the world before it arrived. Do not expect organized emergency services to help."
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That’s right, duck and cover
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