“What was he convicted of?” someone asked.

“He had tattoos on his body,” she replied triumphantly.

“Hey, smartass!” shouted a woman in her sixties, jumping to her feet. “You want to see my tattoo?”

“Lady,” the Trump supporter said. “You don’t know what a tattoo is.”

“Yes I do, I’ve got one!” the woman shouted, tapping her chest.

The Trump supporter dismissed her with a wave of one hand. “I’ve had enough of you Democrats,” she said.

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He had tattoos on his body? I keep mine in a drawer in the shed.

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Ok, hear me out.
David Beckham has tattoos on his body AND is an immigrant. Therefore he must be a part of the ms13 gang and should be deported. It’s the only thing that makes sense!!!

I’ve also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos…

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They stopped liking Dolly Parton after they found out that she’s gives books to kids.

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She also sang a song about getting the COVID vaccine iirc.

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How many cops have gang tattoos in 'murica? The internet tells me a good deal of them do.

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Yes, they often take the form of shields, seven pointed stars, and Punisher skulls. These things identify them as street-roaming gang bangers and armed thugs.

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Nobody better fuck with my girl Dolly. That’s how you get the metalheads all riled up.

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I heard Beckham was part of Bend de Aragua

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I’ve also heard Dolly Parton has tattoos…

Tattoos or ta-tas?

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Why not both?

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