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Anon is metal as fuck(lemmy.world)

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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world
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My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They’re afraid to come out.

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Bombastic@sopuli.xyz
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I’m in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

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Nah, it’s like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I’m in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

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