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Why would anyone need to pick another option? That would seduce the heck out of me

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I think you can also interpret it that she wanted to hear what she missed.

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Well that’s just greedy. But I’ll accept it

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That’s when you slap the “one per date” card on the table;)

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Smooth

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She wants the recipe

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Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

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That would be a great follow-up joke.

Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”

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So she wants the D?

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I believe the proper response is “No”.

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heckin’ seduced

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I do not know, there could be the option of a very sexy cheesecake recipe.

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So, like… a cheesecake recipe?

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If I wanted to eat slightly warm or cold cheese, I’d pick better options than cream cheese. You gotta dress up a cheesecake to make it anything but mundane.

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Because this is fake.

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I would agree if not for the flagrant grammatical error. That is a huge turnoff.

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Just means they didn’t copy paste an interesting fact.

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“pick a another”

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