I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that’s a positive for us all.

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The sleep one. I’d go to sleep at night with my wife as usual, get up one hour later, slowly and quietly leave the room and get tons of shit done.

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I’ve been so chronically online that I was ready for you to say ‘and go to my mistress’.

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No mistresses at this time, but I guess more waking hours might make me more interested in finding one (we’re ethically non-monogamous, so a second partner would be a girlfriend, not a mistress).

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Aaaand there’s the plot twist. I AM chronically online

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