I want food honestly. I enjoy sleeping, its time my mind isnt conscious and that’s a positive for us all.
No mistresses at this time, but I guess more waking hours might make me more interested in finding one (we’re ethically non-monogamous, so a second partner would be a girlfriend, not a mistress).
Welcome to c/WouldYouRather, where we present you with the toughest, most ridiculous choices you never knew you had to make! Would you rather have a third arm that’s only useful for picking your nose, or be able to talk to animals but only if they’re wearing hats? Yeah, it’s that kind of vibe. Come for the absurdity, stay because you’ve clearly got nothing better to do with your life.
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