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Haikus are 7-5-7 for syllable patterns. This would be the correct lines:

She checks your phone to see if

you’re cheating but all

she finds is Star Trek memeing

I went to check because the rhythm felt wrong. Haikus are 5-7-5. We’re two syllables too long. Maybe this would work:

She checks your phone to

see if you cheat but all she

finds are Star Trek memes

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She’s checking your phone

Expecting cheating, she finds

Only Star trek memes

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Now a limerick!
A young Vulcan once lived in Nantucket
His logic so sharp he could… I don’t know what to put next.

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There once was a Vulcan from Nantucket

With a logic so sharp he could pinch hit

In an old human game

Which he loses, so lame

and the rhyme for Nantucket? Amok it.

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A Vulcan they called Mister Jibbles
once had a basket of tribbles
they bred all night long, multiplied by the dawn
and caused lots of trouble mayhem and giggles!

EDIT: take a wild guess
EDIT2: the Vulcan with logical giggles!

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Fascinating

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