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Context: this happened, Israel is wack

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wait what, pls elaborate

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Israel has a cum retrieval unit. “The Health Ministry has set up a special unit that works 24/7 with the IDF and the four hospitals housing sperm bank”

https://www.timesofisrael.com/liveblog_entry/health-ministry-cuts-red-tape-for-sperm-retrieval-from-sons-killed-in-war/

The text added here is taken from a video Israel made about it.

https://twitter.com/Israel/status/1724392576516600204

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Cumtroopers. Elite shock troops who rescue the precious and delicious seed from our fallen heroes.

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You know that war going on between Israel and palestine? Well some woman’s husband was murdered and she posted a tweet or something that her husband was dead and she was desperate to collect a sperm sample from him before it was too late, and asked if anybody could help.

Of course that’s ridiculous that she would tweet out asking anonymous people for help with such a personal sexual/death matter and I have no idea how it ended up but this post up here is making a joke out of it putting some MILF porn ad photo next to the quote from the widowed wife.

P.S. for all we know, that news article about the woman trying to get sperm from her dead husband might just be twisted war propaganda and a lie. No idea what to believe anymore.

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It came from a video made by the Israeli government

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This is the most unhinged thing I’ve read all week

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So far

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I think your attempt to answer this question just raised more questions.

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Look, I’m still used to having to explain shit Barney style for reddit. I forgot that smart people don’t understand high-level idiocy.

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