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lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesn’t

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56 points

Life always has a conclusion 💀

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that’s the one guaranteed one we have!

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2 points

Death and taxes, womp womp

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52 points

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

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Based on all available evidence from the course of my life so far, the data clearly shows a 0% death rate. Current trends expected to hold while data collection available.

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So far so good.

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