193 points

I genuinely donā€™t understand why you would subscribe to a community about 4chan greentexts and not expect to see shocking language. Its like going to the beach and being upset that theres sand.

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6 points

Not just the men, but the women and children too?

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Itā€™s why thereā€™s a big warning on the sidebar that says ā€œBeware: sometimes Anon says bad words or things that are unhealthy. Weā€™re here to laugh at Anon, not agree or get angry.ā€

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44 points

If there only was a way not to read screenshots from one of the most racist websites on earth only to find gasp racism. Sadly there is none.

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20 points

I didnā€™t understand what shocking language you were referring to until I read the other comments, Iā€™d never seen that P word before.

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Itā€™s a default sub. I just started using this and am now looking for the unsubscribe. Donā€™t need some slur ridden post on my feed.

Well after checking, I see Iā€™m not subscribed.

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18 points

Unlike reddit, thereā€™s no ā€œdefault subsā€ on Lemmy. Itā€™s either ā€œallā€ or ā€œsubscribedā€. All literally means all communities, so yes, objectionable stuff will show up in your feed. The solution is to block them, then they wonā€™t show in All any more.

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8 points

You could very easily switch to a different instance that more closely aligns with your values

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137 points

Anyone else expected this toā€¦ go somewhere? Like have an outcome?

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165 points

lack of a conclusion makes it more likely to be true. Fiction usually has a conclusion, life usually doesnā€™t

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55 points

Life always has a conclusion šŸ’€

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52 points

Eh, I have a 100% immortality rate at present.

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3 points

thatā€™s the one guaranteed one we have!

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29 points

open the door

get on the floor

everybody do the dinosaur

that better?

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6 points

Much better

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5 points

Walk. You walk the dinosaur.

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1 point

stories presented here should not be interpreted as fact. only a fool would take them for the truth

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49 points

At least a couple of Kitbogaā€™s calls have originated in India, but all the characters he plays are as upstanding as they come. Except for this one time at Dave & Busterā€™s. Kit:

  • never wishes for the plague
  • always respects all varieties of English
  • always respects that not everyone calling everyone else is US-based
  • never uses slurs, and Kitā€™s
  • never gonna give you up
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Kitbogaā€™s ā€œmore Kitbogaā€ channel has gotten me through so many work days. Heā€™s one of the most insanely funny and talented dudes Iā€™ve never seen.

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6 points

More Kitboga is the one true faith but I didnā€™t want to scare newcomers away.

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14 points

Thatā€™s fair. Most people would see a 36-hour series of a guy talking to scammers and nope directly out, before learning that the guy is actually nine different people at once basically doing some light psychological torture to some really evil people.

I cannot wait for CrowPro.

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Oh shoot, I forgot to ask! Could you elaborate on Dave & Busterā€™s?

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The community seems split on this one lol. Makes me think that some of the people who subscribed to this community literally donā€™t know what a greentext is. Which is nothing new; I made this months ago:

Personally, it takes the fun out of creating OC because I like making edgier memes but thereā€™s no community for it here. And even if something does make people laugh and get upvoted, the mods will take it down. (For example, I made a meme about a pregnant alcoholic mother and it got taken down. Like really? We canā€™t make abortion jokes?) So fuck it, I mainly just repost now. If you canā€™t beat em join em.

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It seems like some people who arenā€™t familiar with greentexts donā€™t quite get the point of the community. You read the ramblings of Anon like you would watch animals at the zoo, which is different than endorsing everything Anon says.

And you shouldnā€™t. Anon is usually deranged.

Some bad words and unhealthy opinions are bound to make an appearance. In that case, youā€™re supposed to be dumbfounded at how Anon thinks/acts, shake your head, and maybe get a guilty chuckle out of it. Like the sidebar says, if youā€™re getting angry while reading these, youā€™re probably doing it wrong.

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9 points

Thank you for your service.

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Didnā€™t subscribe. It was on my front page.

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13 points

Unlike reddit, thereā€™s no ā€œdefault subsā€ on Lemmy. Itā€™s either ā€œallā€ or ā€œsubscribedā€. All literally means all communities, so yes, objectionable stuff will show up in your feed. The solution is to block them, then they wonā€™t show in All any more.

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25 points

Reading this thread I realized that I had no idea what that word meant, figured it was a particular kind of scam.

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26 points

A slur for indians pretty sure

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wiktionary has suprisingly good info on it https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/pajeet

tl;dr: yes, itā€™s a slur

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If youā€™re new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

  • Anon is often crazy.
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  • Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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