Comment by stevedice@sh.itjust.works on Anon wipes his ass

I wish people would stop recommending this all the time. No everyone can renovate their bathrooms, in most people are not in a position to renovate their bathrooms because they don’t own the properties.

you just screw off the toilet seat and put it on

no, just screw off the whole toiled and replace it with a bidet, like us normal people do.

where do i shit? well…
that is what litter boxes are for, right?

I have installed a bidet in every single property I’ve rented. It takes 5 minutes, and all the parts come in the box to split the water supply.

I literally cannot imagine why you think this requires renovation of a bathroom.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO

i guess when people hear “bidet” they think think of a bigger one like this:

Looks expensive and wasteful.

Expensive, yeah; wasteful, no. It might even save toilet paper for people like OOP since it requires less wiping.

They’re really bad for the environment, they are not biodegradable because they are not paper. They also clog up the sewage system.

There’s been multiple reports showing that these flushable wipes are not actually flushable because they clog the drainage system down the line and do not degrade as normal toilet paper.

The proper less waste solution is a bidet ya filthy shit stained savages.

just have a trash can in the bathroom. idk why people are against doing that

Yum, a garbage can full of shit wipes.

eating is not reccommended.

also youre supposed to put a bag so that its easier to take out without touching the shit. do you not know how garbage cans work or what? are they not used where you live? i’m genuinely curious.

Anything, just anything else but to wash your bum.

you seriously prefer using your sink than cleaning yourself with a wet wipe?

I will look into this and adjust my behaviour accordingly. Been meaning to get a bidet anyway.

The claims about how they dissolve are marketing claims, i.e. false.

thats what trash cans are for i guess

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