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Anon wipes his ass(lemm.ee)

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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or have a bidet

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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I wish people would stop recommending this all the time. No everyone can renovate their bathrooms, in most people are not in a position to renovate their bathrooms because they don’t own the properties.

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Pogogunner@sopuli.xyz
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I have installed a bidet in every single property I’ve rented. It takes 5 minutes, and all the parts come in the box to split the water supply.

I literally cannot imagine why you think this requires renovation of a bathroom.

https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Neo-120-Non-Electric/dp/B00A0RHSJO

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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i guess when people hear “bidet” they think think of a bigger one like this:

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poopiddy@pawb.social
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you just screw off the toilet seat and put it on

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festnt@sh.itjust.works
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no, just screw off the whole toiled and replace it with a bidet, like us normal people do.

where do i shit? well…
that is what litter boxes are for, right?

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stevedice@sh.itjust.works
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Yes, that’s ideal

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