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Protip: You wipe after you completely finish shitting, not the entire time you’re shitting.

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Basic maintenance. Trim your asshole and put some lotion up there.

Spread your cheeks when you shit and if its bad really get up in there the first couple swipes. Also eat more fiber

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I get all my wipes out at the beginning of the month, that way I don’t have to waste time later on

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Smart

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The first week, friends still hang out.

The last 3 weeks Pepé le Pew is their only buddy.

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Thanks for the shitty tip!

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A shitty tip is when your partner didn’t wipe before anal

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As a gay bottom (gottom™), your partner should be doing more than wiping before anal

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Speak for yourself. Some of us can poop in parallel.

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