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Holy shit, I’ve accidentally stumbled upon a cure for aging. I was born in 1984, yet I’m somehow only 40 years old.

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Or maybe everyone from 1998 stumbled upon the exact opposite.

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Like that dyslexic fucker who wrote 1984 in 1948 I imagine.

Edit: it’s not even a good joke, apparently it was 1949… them again it wasnt funny if accurate either, oh well

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I mean it’s technically not wrong. I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

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I’m 46 was born in 98, also in 88, and 78 as well.

Born again Christian who wasn’t quite done sinning after the first reset? 😛

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they would have to have had a hell of a childhood

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Your poor mother… Viking horns couldn’t have gone well when they had to put you back in

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And what was the name of your first pet?

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The same as my mother’s maiden name, hunter2

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The cure was basic math

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