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WHY IS THE HEALTH INPUT PARAMETER A GODDAMN STRING???

Why are you passing ‘%’ inside said goddamn string?!?! Not to mention the static reference instead of the actual instance.

Shame on you

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18 points

It’s not his fault the world is made this way.

He just has to follow it or else that man dies.

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6 points

Found the legacy support person

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14 points

They use a look-up table with every value from 0% to 100%

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4 points

Floating points included for thoroughness!

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Honestly, if someone were to try to safe my life. And I find out he uses a string as a parameter to do so. Just let me die right there.

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69 points

Also putting sudo in front of what looks like Java code not shell.

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The high level setter function should be made to handle both string and numeric values.

If it contains “%” it’s a percentage value.

If it’s a string without a “%” it’s an absolute value and needs to be normalized.

If it’s a numeric value, it’s an absolute value.

If it’s a numeric 100, it’s 100%.

If it’s a subunitary numeric value, it’s a percentage.

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If it’s a numeric 100, it’s 100%.

absolute lunacy

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Absolute (cm)

adding one 0:

100%, automatically changes unit to %

(Word table properties)

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28 points

yeah I’m gonna go ahead and reject your PR, please change this function to accept a decimal value between 0 and 1

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Ironically, the worst thing I ever saw a coworker do was to change a function that accepted an Integer value between 0 and 32767 to one that accepted a Float between 0.0 and 1.0. Perfectly sensible change except that it resulted in a 120 mph knuckleball fired a foot above a 10 year old kid’s head, followed by a fist fight between the client and my boss.

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"5%1 "

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…ends with. And there are more ways to parse.

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Oldman.setHealth(“dicktits”); //normalize pls

Oldman.setHealth(“-100±1%”); //make percentage pls

Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the ‘numeric value’ overload, or the ‘subunitary numeric value’ overload?

Don’t write your own code just yet.

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Oldman.setHealth(“dicktits”); //normalize pls

0

Oldman.setHealth(“-100±1%”); //make percentage pls

Reject operations.

Use absolute number to remove the minus. Math.abs()

Oldman.setHealth(0.0); //it is subunitary, but undefined behavior - will it access the ‘numeric value’ overload, or the ‘subunitary numeric value’ overload?

Same result either way, so whatever if branch is first.

Understand the purpose. If you want to kill the old man with 0, then there’s no point to leaving it as 0.9%, understand the non-linear characteristics of life and death.

When you’re dealing with the low level functions, sure, you can keep it simple. When you’re reaching the surface of user input, you’re either going to waste time with validation and error reporting, or you’re going to waste time with interfaces that can handle more shit without complaining. There’s no fool proof either way, but good luck pissing users off with endless docs.

Don’t write your own code just yet.

If your goal in programming is just to be a traffic cop between the user input and the database, all you’re doing is building a virtual bureaucracy, the kind that people really hate and is easily generated with coding tools. Or you’re just deferring the “smoothing out” burden to the UI developers.

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I guess its just a reminder that getting a PhD is often more about dedication than it is about practical knowledge.

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36 points

OldMan.setHealth(“Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–”)

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4 points

Finally someone with some wisdom

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Smells like JavaScript.

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23 points

Because the meme wasn’t made by someone with a doctorate in CS or even a bachelor’s.

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Yeah, in Ren’py games usually it’s character_health=100 or something.

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Yes absolutely, the parameter even if not in a strongly typed language should be a specific number and the unit should be implied. Overload the method to support different units if necessary or provide a unit as an additional parameter instead of forcing the method to parse the string for any unit type hints that may or may not be there

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