Remember when they took a Nazi for some Burger King?(lemmy.world)

I drunkenly ordered four black eyeslit balaclavas from fucking Amazon. All this time stealthily getting things from the Internet and get drunk and Amazon one time. I’m on the list for sure

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Echo Dot@feddit.uk

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21 hours ago

Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

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MutilationWave@lemmy.world

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16 hours ago

Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I’m going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I’m way ahead of this tip.

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shades@lemmy.dbzer0.com

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1 day ago

Imagine being so unpopular not even the FBI warrants following you and storing your content in a database.

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Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works

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19 hours ago

Or they get so fed up with your weird anime habits that they end up white-listing you because they are sick if it.

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