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  1. Use a square bowl placed on top of a circular plate.
  2. Add 11 parts water, then 2 parts cereal, using a mix of ancient Babylonian and traditional Japanese volumetric units (bonus points if you don’t actually convert them).
  3. Heat in the oven at 709 °R for exactly 73,037 ms. (Is that a decimal or thousand separator? Ask your local mathematics teacher.)
  4. Once heated, let it cool to exactly room temperature by placing it outside (regardless of the weather).
  5. Add a generous layer of cold ketchup on top, forming a smiley face.

Optional: Garnish with a sprig of mint and serve with a side of existential dread. Bon appétit!

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So… basically 1 ketchup covered Ferrero Rocher? Hmmmm

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Thanks, Google AI Result.

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