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Did you to wish you could fuck your friends mom‽

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Yes but that was irrelevant because she never cooked for me, she was just hot. Still is, in fact.

We always joke that he has a Wine Mom. He thinks that we’re calling her a drunk. It means that she gets better with age.

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Relevant username if I ever saw one

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Man I was tormented with that crap as a kid. “HOLY CRAP YOUR SISTER IS HOT!!! That’s your mommmmmm? Whoa!”

Same crap with my sister.

I see them both as living farts.

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Well now we need to see pictures of your hot mom and hot sis so we can judge for ourselves in the name of science and research.

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I had a running joke with this lad in school where he’d say “your sister’s fit” and I’d punch him in the arm. No idea why we did it or how it stayed so friendly. Just remembered it for the first time in maybe 20 years. Thanks!

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The good news is if your mother and sister are attractive, There’s decent odds your good looking as well. Unless your mother fucked an ogre, and if that’s so… Well at least Shrek’s your dad?

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We all did. The hot moms anyway. The big milfy moms, I just wanted them to make me some food.

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What did you think milf stands for?

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He knows what he said.

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Mums insanely lovely food

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Love the interrobang.

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