You have the ability to control any person in the world for one minute, what do you do with this ability?

posted 7 days ago

ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.com

Only one time use.

Think of like world leaders, celebrities, ya know 😉. Are you gonna make them do some embarassing things, or illegal acts.

My answer:

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Take control of an NSA agent with access to the most powerful hacking tools, hack everyone’s phone, install a program that randomly have a popup at random intervals, the popup message says “I’m watching you”. This also tries to spread itself to any other phone it can connect to. Pure chaos 😈

Pretty sure I can do this in a minute, depending on how good the NSA tools are.

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RedirectDeposit@sh.itjust.works

8 points

6 days ago

Have Trump take off his diaper on TV and say “my smol wee wee has poo poo on it, me sad”

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ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world

11 points

6 days ago

Give it like a month and you won’t have to waste your one ability use on this.

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y0kai@lemmy.dbzer0.com

6 points

5 days ago

Are you trying to get him elected a third time?

Is supporters would eat that up. “He’s just so brave and relatable.”

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