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Hemingways_Shotgun@lemmy.ca
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I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”

Watch is ego implode.

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gimsy@feddit.it
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“You look like a guy I saw in an episode of Rick and Morty” Smile “Elon Tusk?” “No Mr Poopy Butthole”

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GenosseFlosse@feddit.org
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No this can’t be right, Mr poopy butthole is a good and likable character.

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childOfMagenta@lemm.ee
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“Musk? Like the supermarket grade perfume? Did you know musk comes from glandular secretions? The word comes from ‘testicle’ because the gland looks like a scrotum.” Give a couple of sniffs… “Oh wow, that’s amazing!”

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