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Jesus ain’t coming back until people stop wearing crosses around their neck, scaring him away.

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Jesus is a vampire?

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I think they mean because Jesus was supposedly murdered on a cross, and then his followers wear said cross as a symbol of their love for him or some shit - which is honestly kind of weird.

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You think that’s weird? They drink his blood and eat his flesh too.

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Zombie. Undead, eats flesh and blood, isn’t allergic to sunlight, infection spreads through contact. Zombie.

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Inverse zombie. Living people eat his flesh.

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