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102 points

It’s like a video game. They are getting ready for the fall of society.

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71 points

You can’t even buy ammo from a vending machine in GTA. You still need to go to a gun store for that in the game. You can tell Rockstar have been slacking when real life gets ahead of their satirical game.

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44 points

We are in the Borderlands timeline, Gearbox should put decals on the machines for the perfect movie tie in.

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16 points

That’s because GTA often takes place in California

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10 points

Or New York City.

GTA Vice City has no excuse, though.

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5 points

In Cyberpunk 2077, you can buy a gun from some vending machines. It is made out of plastic and cannot be reloaded, but it’s a real gun. In this case, I’d say reality outdid the sarcasm.

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8 points

Honestly just start a rumor that they are put in place by the FBI to get biometrics of local gun users…they will be out of business or vandalized by next week.

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2 points

Aleeady out there tbh Just saw someone say this is all part of a plot to restrict ammo in the future

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7 points

WELCOME!! To the Circus of VALUES!

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1 point

This system is literally Far Cry 3

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Honestly, the only people using these will be the rich wannabe-redneck republicans who like to post their gun collections on instagram. It’s an opportunity to virtue signal your gun fetish and nothing else.

Vending machines are great for when you need a small amount of something on the spur of the moment–but kinda worthless for something like bullets (presumably, if you’re planning ahead to have a gun on you, you would also have thought to stuff a few rounds in your pocket at least) When they start selling actual guns, then I’ll be worried.

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