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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.(www.xatakaon.com)

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Kbobabob@lemmy.world
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Ever bring a dildo to a gun fight?

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over_clox@lemmy.world
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This dude knows where the purple dildo is in GTA Vice City.

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Kbobabob@lemmy.world
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Exactly!

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mEEGal@lemmy.world
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yea that’d be a rookie mistake

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Prime_Minister_Keyes@lemm.ee
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Barowinger @lemm.ee
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Source?

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ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukM
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Sauce!

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nocturne@sopuli.xyz
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No, but there was the time someone brought a dildo wielding drone to a campaign event and attacked the Bernallio county Sheriff with a “dongcopter.”

https://www.dailydot.com/debug/dildo-drone-attack-foia/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJuxbDIvsAk

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xapr [he/him]@lemmy.sdf.org
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LOL, how had I never heard of this before?

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derfunkatron@lemmy.world
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As the 2015 New Zealand horror classic Deathgasm demonstrated, when you’re fresh out of guns, dildos are quite effective bludgeoning weapons against demon-possessed zombies.

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