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But imagine how awesome it would be if you hire a Fortran guy, and he’s literally Fortran.

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“It’s a Fortran system; I know this!”

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32 points

Reminds me of that firefighter named Les Mcburney.

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I’ve actually met him. Pretty chill guy, but is completely confused by his Internet fame.

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And his sister, the famous arsonist Anita Mcburney.

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21 points

Your dentist’s name is Crentist?

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Maybe that’s why he became a dentist.

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He can also be the hacker known as Fortran.

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fucking golf clap

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141 points

“I was born for this!”

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Nominative determinism.

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I was born INTO THIS

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The heart is blackened.

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