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BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
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I cried the other day, and my wife laughed at me as the tears rolled down my face.

Of course, I was waking up from a colonoscopy and crying about the fact that McDonald’s doesn’t serve Big Macs at 9:30am.

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Robust Mirror@aussie.zone
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Huh, interesting that Australian McDonald’s has you beat in this regard. We have an “all day menu” where you can get big Mac, cheeseburger and chicken burger any time of day, and an “extended breakfast” menu where you can get Bacon & Egg McMuffin, Sausage & Egg McMuffin, Chicken McMuffin and Sausage McMuffin any time of day.

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lseif@sopuli.xyz
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i’ve lived in australia my whole life and i’ve never heard of “australian mcdonalds”

thats maccas, mate

/s im just being silly

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AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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I was about to say, “you’re thinking about Maccas, mate.”

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davidagain@lemmy.world
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You can’t get chicken before 11am anywhere where I live. I tried.

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