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This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they’re gf material.

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Gotta set the tone, boys! Let’s set the tone in here, now!

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Pick Up Parkour Artist… The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.

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It’s not her pants I’m aiming for, damn you, it’s empathy and headpats! Can’t a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭

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Should I have added /s ?

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Nope, only pants.

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