When talking about CEOs quitting and getting their golden parachute, I always imagine them walking out of a skyscraper’s open window and casually engaging the parachute and casually drifting away.

Nah, that would be a third panel on both rows.

Not doing great --> pivot --> cash out

Doing great --> pivot --> cash out

Or downsizing while things are going well to prove to investors how “lean” he can make it.

Which of course makes everything but the stock dividends WORSE.