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1st Jan onwards: fat

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nice of you to assume that wasn’t already the case

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Well then fatter I guess. Also, just like me fr fr

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The yellow object is actually your leaver liver.

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What happens if you pull it?

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You have offended it it. It leaves.

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I imagined you using voice to text and you have an accent like Cheech Marin.

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Personally I prefer to call myself “fattened”, like a pig I suppose, as this clarifies that it is something that has happened to me, not simply something that I am. It’s not my fault, it’s the mince pies’ fault!

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