90,585 days without a national health service.

248yrs. Nice, you did the maths.

They should put them in the duty free part of airports.

I doubt so, since those vending machines require a face scan and ID verification for proof of age. Also those are two things that would make me decline to use such a machine.

The bullet machines will be for the campus law enforcement, the tots won’t get to use them.

But they will get to try out the tech in cafeterias, so that they’ll be more conveniently denied a free lunch.

Think of the shareholders!