What an awful inspiration for a waterslide concept. Halfway through, you get covered in fecies collected from the port-o-potties.

And dumped off in the pool at the bottom…shaped like a toilet.

Dammit brain!!! Why do you make me think these things??? Other people are thinking about puppies, or, 4th of july plans, or pride month, or juneteenth, or how small snicker bars can get before bite size is the new standard bar.

Yet here I am thinking “what if we ruined everybodys pool party???”