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48 points

Some people poop naked. I do.

It all started as a kid when I accidentally dipped my T-shirt in the toilet (it was the 90s, so everyone’s clothes were baggy and oversized then). So from that day on the shirt had to go.

Then in another incident, urine accidentally spilled over the bowl into my underwear, so from that day on the pants had to go as well.

It’s been decades; clothes fit properly and I now know how to aim. But the habit never went away.

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29 points

Are these both American-style very high water level toilet bowl problems?

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23 points

How high does their toilet water go??? An oversized t-shirt dipping into the water? Urine spilling over into your underpants?

I am frankly appalled hearing this information. Either they’re living in a bizzaro wacky world or OP uses the toilet in an extraordinary fashion.

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Jnco era was not natural, that explains the shirt. Wee wee is tiny and points under the raised seat. Commenter must hold said wee wee down to keep it from spraying from under the seat. Leaning forward is not enough, commenter is shaped in a way that makes wee wee aim up.

:p

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8 points

I’m pooping naked as we speak

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1 point

So you strip naked every time you take a piss?

At least make up a believable story.

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2 points

You mean you don’t?!

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2 points

If you want to halve the frequency of required toilet cleanings, you will sit to piss.

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Not everyone sits to piss.

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