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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola(chaser.com.au)

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jerakor@startrek.website
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Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

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I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.

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