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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola(chaser.com.au)

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AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

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annHowe@lemmy.zip
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Fuck 'em. They’ll survive on their many subsidies.

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jerakor@startrek.website
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Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

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Mirshe@lemmy.world
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I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.

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GHiLA@sh.itjust.works
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Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

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anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

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GHiLA@sh.itjust.works
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I think the problem is pecan pie’s entire existence depending on something terrible lol

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JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world
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I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

Whatever, they’ll still vote Republican.

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